In honor of yesterday, when I made a stack of blank photocopies at work because I put the originals in upside down, here are my favorite "imperfect" moments in no particular order.
- Last week, when I bought the wrong version of 1099 forms at Staples, not once, but twice!
- In high school, when I ran my mother's car into the side steps of our house (although to my credit, I was attempting a rather difficult maneuver out of the driveway)
- In college, when I wore the size sticker on my pants at work all day (until someone finally told me at lunch)
- When I allowed my daughter (not realizing how she was planning on disposing of it) to flush her diaper down the toilet (but I caught it before it went down).
- When I put heated mayonnaise in my hair because I heard it was a good hair conditioner. It left so much oil, I had to wash my hair with Dawn dishwashing detergent.
- Two weeks ago, when I packed my son's nap bag for daycare, and didn't realize a pair of my underwear had gotten stuck in his sheet in the dryer. Luckily, he pulled the sheet out of the bag to play with it, so my underwear didn't make it to daycare.
4 comments:
This has me laughing so hard, I have tears coming down my face. I remember the mayo incident very clearly....but you forgot the tanning oil on 4th of July. ;-) I don't think I'll be doing one of these any time soon. It would be neverending.
Oh yes, the July 4th, 1991 incident, when I put on tanning oil and floated around the pool all morning.
Just thinking about that sunburn hurts.
OMG Jodi so funny, your last one about the dryer reminded me of the time my husband went to work with a pair of my knickers down the leg of his trousers/pants LOL
Jo, did your husband actually go to work like that? Because that's far, far, worse!
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